MONTANA

(by Frank Zappa)


[_] I might be movin' to 
Montana soon __ __
[_] Just to raise me up a crop _ of
[_] Dental Floss __

  [_] Raisin' it up __
  [_] Waxin' it down __
  [_] In a little white box that I can 
  [_] sell uptown __

[_] By myself I wouldn't
[_] Have no boss, __ but I'd be 
raisin' my lone-__-ly __
Dental __ Floss __ __

  Raisin' my lone-__-ly __
  Dental __ Floss __ __

[_] Well I just might grow me some bees
[_] But I'd leave the sweet stuff __ to
Somebody else __ __
[_] But then, on the other hand I would

  [_] Keep the wax __
  [_] An' melt it down __
  [_] Pluck some floss __
  [_] An' swish it aroun' __

[_] I'd have me a crop __
[_] __ __ __ An' it'd 
Be on __ top __ (that's why I'm 
Movin' to Montana) __ __

  Movin' to Montana soon
  [_] Gonna be a Dental 
  Floss ty-__-coon __ __
  (yes I am) __ __ __

  Movin' to Montana soon
  [_] Gonna be a mennil-
  -toss fly-__-kune __ __
  [_] __ __ __

[_] I'm gonna find me a horse __
[_] Just about this big __
[_] An' ride him all along the border 
line __ __ With a

  [_] Pair of heavy-duty __
  [_] Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
  [_] Every other wrang-__-ler would say
  [_] I was mighty grand __

[_] By myself I wouldn't
[_] Have no boss, __ but I'd be 
raisin' my lone-__-ly __
Dental __ Floss __ __

  Raisin' my lone-__-ly __
  Dental __ Floss __ __
  Raisin' my lone-__-ly __
  Dental __ Floss __ Well I might

[_] Ride __ along the border
[_] With my tweezers gleamin' in the
Moon-lighty_ night __ __
[_] __ __ And then I'd

  [_] Get a cuppa cawfee __
  [_] An' give my foot a push __
  [_] Just me 'n the pygmy pony over by the
  Dennil Floss __ Bush __ __

[_] An' then I might just __
[_] Jump back on __ __ an'
Ride __ like a cowboy __
Into the dawn __ to Montana

  Movin' to Monta-na soon
  (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) __
  Movin' to Monta-na soon
  (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) __
  Movin' to Monta-na soon
  (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) __
  Movin' to Monta-na soon

recording: Frank Zappa [YouTube]